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skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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intensional:

if i were a car i’d be a

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volkswagen 

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark